Forgotten movies of the 1990s

As I've already proven time and time and time again, I like to take walks down memory lane quite frequently. The inspiration for today's post came when I was aimlessly clicking through YouTube last weekend and stumbled upon this little gem that took me back to the yester-years...

Not just a clip or two from Blank Check. No no no. Some saint who loves classic movies of the 90s almost as much as I do went to all the trouble to upload Blank Check IN ITS ENTIRETY on YouTube. A Sunday afternoon well spent, wouldn't you say? I thought so. Hence why I spent a good chunk of my Sunday looking up some of my favorite movies from adolescence. Some of these you've probably heard of; some of them you probably haven't. I've provided some of my fav quotes (thank you, IMDB) so you can either remember the magic or become convinced that these movies need to go to the top of your Netflix queue ASAP.

Shay Stanley: What exactly does Mr. Macintosh do anyway?
Preston Waters: A little of this and a little of that. You know.
Shay Stanley: No I'm afraid I don't. Is he an entrepreneur?
Preston Waters: No, he's an American.

Snowflake: We're too young to swim and there's no way back so we're trapped!

Scamper: Oh Snowflake, you should try to look at this as an adventure.

Whale: Hello penguins!

Scamper: Could you please give us a ride home?

Whale: It would be our pleasure.

Life as a penguin sounds pretty great, don't you think?   

YOU HAVE NOT LIVED UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE. It's a right of passage.

Benny Rodriguez: Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand. 

Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?

Smalls: Some more of what?
Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more?
Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing? 

Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Alrite now pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good! 

Squints: I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling... smiling. I can't take this no more! 

Squints: Where did your old man get that ball?
Smalls: I don't know. Some lady gave it to him. She even signed her name on it... Ruth. Baby Ruth.
All: BABE RUTH?!

Patou: Now, I know an everyday sunrise may not seem like such a big deal to some folks.  But, imagine for a moment: if instead of rising up like this one morning where you lived, she took a look around and decided to go back to sleep. It happened once to us. Let me tell you about it.

Grand Duke: If I kill my nephew, would it be murder or charity?

Peepers: My lisp elevates and isolates me and makes me a rare specimen. 

I think this might be one of those that a lot of you have never seen/heard of. Lucky for you, IMDB has the whole movie posted for your viewing pleasure here!  (I highly recommend) Another little known fact: The narrator/Patou is also the voice of Baloo in The Jungle Book and Little John in Robin Hood.

I practically laugh from start to finish every time I watch this movie. Every. Single. Time. If you are capable of getting tired of this movie, I feel sorry for you.

Sanka Coffie: What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals. 

Sanka Coffie: You mean winter, as in Eskimos and igloos and penguins and ICE? 

Irv: Always remember, your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no, no. They shatter. 

Sanka Coffie: Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS! 

Sanka Coffie: So what are we gunna name the sled?
Junior Bevill: How about... "Tallulah?"
Sanke Coffie: Tallulah! Hahaha! Tallulah! Sounds like a 2 dollar hooker! Where you come up with that?
Junior Bevill: That's my mother's name. 
All mumble: Oh yeah...Tallulah...yeah sure

Joseph Gordon-Levit: I love you today and I loved you 15 years ago when this movie came out. And while we're on the topic, where the heck have Danny Glover and Tony Danza been lately?


Roger Bomman: God... if there is a God... if you're a man or a woman... if you're listening, I'd really, really like a family. My dad says that will only happen if the Angels win the pennant. The baseball team, I mean. So, maybe you can help them win a little. Amen. Oh, A-woman, too. 


Photographer: It looks like a prison photo


JP: Look! it's God's thumbnail!

Calvin Fuller: Geez!  This always works in the movies!


King Arthur: Let all who witness this know: it does not take a sword and stone to make a hero.

Annie: I'll be twelve soon. How old are you?
Meredith Blake: Twenty-six.
Annie: Only fifteen years older than me! How old are you again, Dad?
Nick Parker: Wow, suddenly you're so interested in math!


Elizabeth James: Oh, Nick. We were so young. We both had tempers, we said stupid things so I packed. Got on my very first 747, and you didn't come after me.
Nick Parker: I didn't know that you wanted me to. 


Nick Parker: Okay, honey... I want to know what you think about making Meredith part of the family?
Annie: Part of our family?
Nick Parker: Yeah.
Annie: I think it's an awesome idea. Inspired. Brilliant really.
Nick Parker: You do? Really? You do?
Annie: Totally, it's like a dream come true. I've always wanted a big sister.
Nick Parker: Oh... um... Honey, I think you're kind of missing the point.
Annie: No, I'm not. You're gonna adopt Meredith. That is so sweet, Dad.


Oh Lindsay...where did you go wrong? Personally, I think we can pinpoint the downward spiral to her remake of Freaky Friday. Awful highlights + wacko wardrobe choice + thinking she was a rock star = doomed for disintegration of another childhood star

Fact: I own this movie on DVD. My mom special ordered it for me on Amazon.com from Australia. Now that's love. 


Hydia: Why can't you be evil like I taught you? Why won't you misbehave the way you should? You never use the guillotine I bought you! You just aren't bad enough for your own good!

Fizzy: Gee, I don't see why a little pony can't be a little enthusiastic once in a while. 


Buttons: Look. It's the witches from Volcano Mountain. They look cute.
Draggle: Cute? Did you hear that? They called us cute!
Reeka: How embarrassing. 

Zenon: Zetus lupetus! 


Zenon: ONE sin minor and my life is a living black hole! 


Mr. Windom: I refuse to engage in a name-calling contest with a teenager.
Zenon: That's because you know you'll lose! 


Proto Zoa: Zoom, Zoom, Zoom.  Make my heart go boom, boom.  My super nova girl.


Sidenote: If you're curious, go look at Phillip Rhys' IMDB profile. It's so strange seeing him without his Proto Zoa frosted tips!

Now some of you might be wondering, "Becky, where are the Disney movies in this list? How did you have a childhood if it was devoid of Disney classics like Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin?"  


To answer those questions: Yes I did have a childhood and yes I do love Disney movies. In fact, I love Disney movies SO MUCH that I can't even fathom putting them in the same category as the above mentioned movies. Disney is a whole different caliber of amazingness. You see, the movies on this list have seen their hey day, but no one forgets Disney movies. They don't have a hey day period, they have permanent hey day status that is especially intensified whenever Disney gets around to releasing movies from that dang vault it likes to lock them away in. (I had to wait YEARS to get Beauty and the Beast on DVD and it nearly killed me.)


Disney, I love you. And movies above, sorry I forgot about you. Still love all of you, too.  


Happy nostalgic thoughts to everyone reading. Did I leave any of your fav childhood classics out?